PHooty is now an app. Add it to your Home Screen to get started.
👥 View weekly line-ups
🗓️ Track historic matches
📰 Read match reports
🏅 Vote for MotM
📊 Check player rankings
🔔 Get PHooty notifications
✨ and more...
It's free and takes a few seconds.
Dashboard
Everything you need for this week.
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Announcements
Welcome to PHooty...
A game, a tradition, a PHenomenon.
Introduction
Started some time before 2010 (the exact date is lost in PHooty history), PHooty was created by Sam Halsall, Phil Hammond and Conrad McBride as a weekly, good-humoured-yet-competitive 7-a-side game on the (back then newly laid) Park House 3G astro turf. Over a decade and a half later, a weekly PHuesday or PHursday match has been played pretty much every week since original inception.
The Rules
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Only keepers in the area during normal play. Any part of the line of the box counts as inside.
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Throw-ins not kick-ins.
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For corners, only 2 defenders in the box (+ keeper), unlimited strikers. Goals must be headers or volleys.
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Balls over the fence - last one to to touch it gets it. Unless saved by keeper; then striker gets it. "Get it at the end" only applies for last 10 minutes.
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Everyone goes in goal.
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Lost balls are charged at £13. No exceptions.
Selection
Track who's in for PHursday.
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Randomiser
Accepted players are ready to be split into tonight's teams.
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↝Shuffling the teams…
Mixing skill, luck and good vibes…
Tonight's teams
Generated using the highly respected McBride Rating System.
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Team Blue
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↔️ Drag players to move them between teams
This PHursday’s Lineups
Shows the published PHursday teams ahead of the 7pm game
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Match History
Saved selections, recorded score-lines and the official Thursday archive.
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Player Rankings
Appearances and results from matches with a recorded score-line.
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Pts
Ranking points: 3 for a win, 1 for a draw. Players level on points are separated by goals scored (GS).
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Financials are locked
The sacred PHee ledger requires the admin password.
Financials
Monthly appearances and fees for the treasurer.
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Total Outstanding
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Dev Settings are locked
Unlock Developer access to manage the official player list and McBRS ratings.
Dev Settings
Manage PHooty data and content.
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Push Notifications
Configure and test push notifications for PHooty.
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Send Test Push
Send a notification to all subscribed devices.
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Notification Event Settings
Choose which events should send push notifications to subscribed users.
Preview only in R5 — automatic event pushes are not enabled yet.
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Advanced Options Future
Potential additional controls for future builds.
👤 Send to specific usersE.g. only accepted players
◷ Quiet hoursDon't send between certain times
▧ Rich image notificationsInclude a larger image where supported
☷ Action buttonsAdd actions such as View Teams
▣ Scheduled notificationsSend at a specific date and time
💡 These options are for consideration and can be added in a future release if useful.
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App Users
App installations and usage.
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PlayerMcBRSSelection
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User Dashboard
Control what players see on the Dashboard. Live football data fills the tiles automatically.
Changes save automatically
Dashboard
PHooty Socials
Configure the current social and its Dashboard shortcut.
RSVP buttonOptional SMS CTA shown above Add to calendar.
If a date is set, players can add the social to their calendar. Announcements can link directly to this tray.
Dashboard layout
Drag the blocks into the order you want players to see them.
Announcements
Scrollable messages on the Dashboard. Tapping a message opens its tray.
Auto-announcements
Man of the Match
The Dashboard tile replaces the old automatic launch pop-up.
Next Fixture
Set the next fixture manually. Lineups become available automatically when an unscored match is published.
The Dashboard CTA is automatic: View Lineups when a published unscored match exists; otherwise No Lineups Yet.
Last Game
Expanded score card with team shirts, Top Performers and match actions.
Current Rankings
Compact snapshot with a shortcut to the full table.
Edit the content that appears on the Welcome page. Changes are saved to a separate data file and apply to all anonymous users.
Introduction
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The Rules
ⓘ Tips
Keep the text concise and friendly.
Select text and use B or I for bold/italic formatting.
Blank lines create paragraphs; the rules stay numbered automatically.
Changes apply to the Welcome screen after you tap Save Changes.
Set the reusable text PHooty places into the native Messages composer for the weekly player selection.
Weekly Selection SMS
Selection Chase-up SMS
Payment Chase-up SMS
Available fields: {name}, {amount}, {number_of_games}, {game_word}, {month}, {dates}.
Configure the PWA-only Man of the Match voting flow, messages and timing.
Voting closesChoose the day and time after the match when MOTM entries stop and results become available.
ⓘFor a Thursday match, voting will close at 00:00 on Friday.
Thank-you Message
Player Cards for everyone
Admins can always open Player Cards from Rankings. Turn this on to make player names clickable in user mode too.
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Off by default. Profile photos, positions and tag-lines remain editable by admins only.
Changes save automatically
Achievement hierarchy
Drag achievements into prestige order. The highest three that a player qualifies for are featured on their Player Card.
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Higher in the list = higher priority. Milestone families still suppress their lower-level versions.
Changes save automatically
Match Trivia
Generate a curated pre-match story from PHooty history.
Fact types
Thresholds
Changes save automatically
🏆 PH A Cup
Show the Standard Game / PH A Cup Game selector in the Randomiser.
Suppress Cup Toggle visibility in Match History
Hide the Cup entry point from Match History even when Cup-tagged games exist.
Reset all PH A Cup Games
Remove the PH A Cup tag from every Cup game while keeping each match in normal history.
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The master switch only controls the Randomiser selector. Suppression only hides the Match History entry point. Reset removes all Cup tagging and Cup visibility.