The PHooty App
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Everything you need for this week.

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Welcome to PHooty...

A game, a tradition, a PHenomenon.

Introduction

Started some time before 2010 (the exact date is lost in PHooty history), PHooty was created by Sam Halsall, Phil Hammond and Conrad McBride as a weekly, good-humoured-yet-competitive 7-a-side game on the (back then newly laid) Park House 3G astro turf. Over a decade and a half later, a weekly PHuesday or PHursday match has been played pretty much every week since original inception.

The Rules

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    Only keepers in the area during normal play. Any part of the line of the box counts as inside.
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    Throw-ins not kick-ins.
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    For corners, only 2 defenders in the box (+ keeper), unlimited strikers. Goals must be headers or volleys.
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    Balls over the fence - last one to to touch it gets it. Unless saved by keeper; then striker gets it. "Get it at the end" only applies for last 10 minutes.
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    Everyone goes in goal.
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    Lost balls are charged at £13. No exceptions.

Selection

Track who's in for PHursday.

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Randomiser

Accepted players are ready to be split into tonight's teams.

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0 players ready to randomise

This PHursday’s Lineups

Shows the published PHursday teams ahead of the 7pm game

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Match History

Saved selections, recorded score-lines and the official Thursday archive.

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Player Rankings

Appearances and results from matches with a recorded score-line.

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Ranking points: 3 for a win, 1 for a draw. Players level on points are separated by goals scored (GS).

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Financials are locked

The sacred PHee ledger requires the admin password.

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Dev Settings are locked

Unlock Developer access to manage the official player list and McBRS ratings.

The PHooty App

What's New in 3.12.2

A major update for a more personal, connected and feature-rich PHooty experience.

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Player accounts & login

Pair your PHooty PWA with your player profile, enjoy a personalised welcome and role-based access.

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New navigation

A refreshed menu and streamlined access to PHooty features, with privileged tools kept neatly in the side menu.

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Bib Washing

Record who takes the bibs, see 🎽 in Match History and track Apps, Washes, Last Took and Wash %. Bib duty now feeds Achievements and Match Trivia too.

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Notifications

Improved push destinations, including direct links into Bib Washing.

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Coming soon

Predictions League and Annual Awards Voting now have their homes within PHooty.

Polish & reliability

Improved PWA installation and login behaviour, safer player selection and lots of UI refinements throughout.

Released September 2026

Predictions League

Scoring Rules

Points are awarded for each prediction based on how close it is to the actual result.

⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ 5 points

Exact score

Predict the correct winner or draw and the exact number of goals for both teams.

⚽⚽⚽⚽○ 4 points

Close score

Correct winner or draw and the correct goal difference, with each score no more than one goal away; or the correct winner with one team’s score exact and the other no more than one away, where at least one score is greater than 2.

⚽⚽⚽○○ 3 points

Right winner or draw

Predict the correct match outcome without qualifying for 4 or 5 points.

○○○○○ 0 points

Nothing

Incorrect match outcome.

Annual Awards Voting

Coming soon. Voting on PHooty awards for logged-in players

Player Login

App installation
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🧪 Match Trivia Preview

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Upcoming Social

Announcement

Optional CTA

Player

Appearances by team
Recent form (last 5 matches)

Edit Player Profile

Edit Achievement

Edit Phone Number

This number will be used to pre-populate SMS messages in your messaging app.

Edit McBRS

Attacking
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14
Defending
120
14
Pace
120
14
Skill
120
14
Strength
120
14
Total McBRSsum of attributes ÷ 107.0
✓ Changes saved automatically

Admin Login

Match Report

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Lock in teams?

Are you sure these are the final teams? This will save the match and reset Selection.

Edit historical match

Match date
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Blues Score

Scores and scorers are independent.

Team 1GS
Team 2GS
Edit player names / teams

Sequence of the Goals

Did you play in PHursday’s game?

You can vote for your Man of the Match!

Voting closes Friday at 00:00.

Pick your Man of the Match

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Blues

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Match payments

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Amount paid
Outstanding£0.00

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Credit balance & history

Current credit balance£0.00Held on account until manually applied to outstanding fees.

Recent credit activity

Adjust credit balance

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Current credit balance£0.00

Amount

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Apply credit to outstanding fees

Choose which outstanding match fees to cover. Credit is never applied automatically.
Current credit balance£0.00

Outstanding fees

Total to apply£0.00
New credit balance£0.00

Contact Player

Payment request

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Add player

Choose a player from the player database who isn't currently shown on Selection.

PHees

Manage game fees over time. Different rates will apply from their start date.

Add new PHee

This rate will apply to all games played on or after this date.

Delete PHee

Are you sure you want to delete this PHee? This cannot be undone.

Install PHooty
on your iPhone

Add PHooty to your Home Screen for a faster, app-like experience.

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    Tap the Share button at the bottom of Safari.

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    Scroll down and tap Add to Home Screen.

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    Tap Add in the top-right.

Resurrect

Choose an eliminated player to restore to the PH A Cup.

Rotate to portrait to return

Formation

Drag players to arrange the formation

↻ Rotate to landscape for full view

App User Details

Installation, identity and push diagnostics

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Registered Push Devices

Current push subscriptions

Platform is inferred from the push service used by each existing subscription. No re-registration is required.

Stay in the loop!

Get notified about lineups, match updates, MOTM voting and more — even when the app isn’t open.

You can always change this later in Settings.
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Push Notifications

Stay up to date with all things PHooty

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